Saturday, November 5, 2011

A short rebuttal to Mom

Case,

1) Your Grandpa Pallister was quite adept with chopsticks in his heyday, so let's hope that's one of those traits that skips a generation.

2) Wraps are the food of the Gods -- if the Gods were a group of cheap single guys with no patience for cooking.

3) Your Mom has a few quirks of her own, chief among them her mystical understanding of me. If you're ever lucky enough to find someone who "gets you," especially  if she's as funny and hot as your Mom (embarrassed yet?),  hang on and enjoy.

Love,
Dad

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